A Little Bit Crackers ([info]mmmcrack3rs) wrote,

Update

Well I've had one damn root canal. Not painful as most people say, but tedious and uncomfortable which is just as bad.

I'm getting pissed off about Harry Bloody Potter. Everyone has gotten really excited about it, and here I am, in a country that hasn't released Phoenix yet... Arseholes. I kinda do and don't want someone to tell me the plot. You can bet the first thing I'm going to do is get the damn book when I get home. Then I'm going to set up the autobuyer on neopets and make more money to sell off.

Holiday so far: well besides the dental treatment leaving me with a taste of chlorine in my mouth, everything is swell. I've got a new favourite drink: Carribean Cream... mmmbananas! It should be simple enough to make at home too ^_^ Lemon, banana and milk. mmmmcarribeancream.

Enough drooling! Where was I?

Oh yeh... call me sentimental, but I've had a huge urge to miss someone. I woke up on my couch/bed thing today, and thought of... duh duh duh... Carmen! I miss Carmen! :O For some reason. Odd odd. So The third thing I'm going to do (after I've done Harry Potter and set up the autobuyer) is meet up with Carmen. Hopefully she won't have seen Choc Fact yet, so I'll go with her, and buy her lunch ^_^ That's if... she wants to go... She gets a slap if she doesn't. It also reminded me I have to finsh her birthday present off. Damn thing. I'd rather have another root canal. I cry every time I think about it (no jokes!)


Yeh, so Been in Qatar for a week now. I've forgotten how weird these Arabs are. They are so flaming impatient. You know when you're at a set of traffic lights? Well if you are first in the queue, if you don't move off the precise moment the red light turns amber, they sound their horns at you. If you change lanes on a motorway, they beep at you. If you use your indicators... they ACTUALLY beep at you. If you are in a traffic jam... they beep away! Christ people! That's what happens when you are a muslim, and you decide to stop the car in the middle of a motorway to pray to Mecca! If they all took their driving test in England. Not one of them would pass. Not one. And I'm not exagerating.

So now for some funny stuff: a joke prehaps?

A man goes to the doctors and says "Doctor! There's something seriously wrong with me!"

The Doctor replied "well let me take some tests, I'll start by taking some blood and analysing it."

So the doctor did his tests, and after recieving the results, he calls his pateint back to the clinic to tell him the news:

"I'm afraid sir, that the tests have come back, and I have something terrible to tell you: You aren't going to live much longer!"

The man was in shock: "Much longer? How much is much longer! Doctor tell me! Don't keep me in suspense"

"10" the Doctor replied

"10?" the man asked, "ten what? ten months? weeks? days?"

"10... 9... 8... 7..."

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[info]mal_genio

July 17 2005, 15:29:45 UTC 6 years ago

HEhe..guess who got the Harry Potter book yesterday and is already on Chapter 7;) its pretty intresting so far, although I thoghut the last Harry Potter book started off better, but ah well. Oh and i've never had a root canal, but..sounds fun?

[info]josiec

July 17 2005, 17:08:39 UTC 6 years ago

I've finished Harry Potter! And what happens is.....

[info]mmmcrack3rs

July 18 2005, 15:33:44 UTC 6 years ago

shut up you two.

I've heard some very bad reviews so far...

[info]josiec

July 18 2005, 17:36:33 UTC 6 years ago

I fairly liked this book. My favourite is the 3rd one, then the first one, and this one comes sort of join-third with the 2nd and 4th ones. I really didn't like the 5th one.

[info]kachookee

July 18 2005, 17:40:39 UTC 6 years ago

Nooooooo we're all waiting for you to come back for Choc Factorryyyyyyy.

And blesss yooooooooouuu >.< *huuuuugs*

[info]starryptitsa

July 18 2005, 19:36:14 UTC 6 years ago

did you know taht the driving test in egypt is taken on a random bit of deserted tarmac (possibly in the desert as there is a lot of taht about) and consists of the candidate getting into the car on their own and driving teh car 10 meters forward and then 10 meters back.
wish i'd taken my test there...
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